Posted 14 hours ago

My mother doesn’t think that friends on the internet count as real friends

ghostorgy:

this isn’t one of those reblog if you disagree things. but I need help.

can you give me some ideas to help me convince her that she’s really really wrong?

I don’t know how your parents are about this kind of stuff. This might come off a bit smart arse to them, but I’ll still give you an idea.
Pull out a dictionary and look for the definition for “friend” Then show how an internet friend can fit the criteria for friend!
Hope this helped?

Posted 15 hours ago
lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

(Source: laharl-sama)

Posted 15 hours ago

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

abstractcontraption:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing

why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t

Because you’re right

(Source: ofools)

Posted 19 hours ago

rb-modblog:

roxy-lahonl:

quantumshiboogie:

vetwin:

vetwin:

peanutbutterandjamzee:

vetwin:

MY TATTOO IS DONE!! YUSSS lol im in healing now. ((READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A TOUCHING HOMESTUCK STORY!!!))  
this is my new tattoo and *gasp* its homestuck! XD but there is a good reason
some ppl have called me stupid immature and even retarded for getting this homestuck/music tattoo 
really people? you dont know my reason. my non homestuck friends called me a wannabe and a idiot saying thats its just a web comic. 
the reason i got the homestuck tattoo is because this comic truely did change my life. i wouldnt no 98% of my closest friends with out this comic. most people think i just got into this comic because it was popular. no i did not. i hated homestuck for awhile. but one day i was at a con it was the friday of the con and i was calling my friends who had said i could stay in there room with them. they didnt answer.walking around all alone i then noticed my wallet was completely gone. all my money and everything i found them later and they said they wouldn’t let me stay in the room because i didn’t have the 15$ for the room.. so im like 4 hours away from my home alone in this new city i didn’t have ANYONE AT ALL.  i was so upset. i was lonely sad and scared mainly because those “friends” where my room and ride home.so i sat down and i was just about to text my mom. i started crying and a gamzee came out of no where and said “whats wrong lil motherfucker are you alright?” i looked at him and said no and told him what happened  he then said “oh hell no. stay right here. ill be right back.” he then came back with a karkat a jake and a dirk and they pick up my suitcases and stuff and the gamzee says “come on sweetheart we are gonna take care of you. are you hungry? are you ok?” i was in so much disbelief. i hated homestucks. i stood up and said i was fine even tho i was a bit hungry. 
the dirk looked at me and told his friends to take my stuff up to the room and that he was gonna go get me something to eat i went up with them to there hotel room kinda scared and sat on the bed i couldn’t stop crying. the karkat then got on its knees in front of me and said “listen i understand if you dont want to stay with us because you dont know us. if thats the case tell me now and i will go get you another room here at the hotel ok.” i just look at the karkat and hug him. they were so nice.  i decided to stay with them. later i hung out with them the entire con. they were so nice and they let me hang out with there huge group of homestuck and everyone was soooo nice to me. at the end of the con i still didnt have a ride home. but then the gamzee said ill drive you home, it was untill she drove me 4 hours to my house that she said he lived about 45 mins from the con we were just at. i lost contact with these people awhile back but they all changed my life. this fandom is the best one i have been apart of. i am so glad to be apart if all this. if anyone knows who these lovely human beings are please tell them thank you. <3 i love you homestuck fandom
 

We love you too. <3 Beautiful tattoo.

i love you guys more! XD and thanks i made me myself! 

omfg this had like 15 notes i take a shower and fucking poof like 67 notes! dfgibpfdkjbdfbncfknhdcfxkb i <3 all 

this story is so sweet

tl;dr FUCKING READ IT.

Posted 19 hours ago

epsilof:

damfrozencupcakes:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

WORTH IT

i cried?

(Source: onleatherwings92)

Posted 21 hours ago

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Source: dailystews)

Posted 21 hours ago

http://babycharmanderkeckleon.tumblr.com/post/83637780123/babycharmanderkeckleon-sometimes-i-wish-there

babycharmanderkeckleon:

Sometimes I wish there was a nice Portal forum that the fandom could post on. There’s the official forums on Steam, but they’re frequently flooded with requests for co-op partners, bug reports, and general polls, making it difficult to find any decent discussion.

I’m Interested!
Anyone else?

Posted 21 hours ago

we-believe-in-castiel-and-you:

toms3dhuckfest:

weaponizedwit:

damedurohan:

favourite tropes + TITLE DROP

If a line of dialogue is the title of the episode, movie, or book, it obviously must have some great significance. If it sounds completely random, that just means the true meaning of the title has yet to be revealed. So when a character is heard using the title in dialogue, the audience sits up and takes notice, because the scriptwriter has just planted a neon sign that flashes this conversation is important.

THEY SAID THE THING!

and then there’s Doctor Who

and then there’s

(Source: paradisdesbilles)